Why are basketball players such messy eaters?

Q: When is a baby good at basketball?
A: When it's dribbling!

Q: Why do basketball players love donuts?
A: Because they dunk them!

Q: What do you call a pig who plays basketball?
A: A ball hog!

Q: What's the difference between a basketball player and a dog?
A: One drools, the other dribbles.

Q: What do you do when you see an elephant with a basketball?
A: You get out of the way fast.

Q: Why did the coach let the elephant play basketball?
A: He already broke the bench.

Q. Why did Ron Artest leave the game early?
A. He wanted to beat the crowd.

Q: If an athlete gets athlete's foot, what does an astronaut get?
A: Missile toe!

Q: Why can't you play sports in the jungle?
A: Because of the cheetahs.

Q. How did the basketball court get wet?
A. The players dribbled all over it.

Q. What does a hunter do with a basketball?
A. He shoots it!

Q. Why are basketball players such messy eaters?
A. Because they dribble!

Q. Why is Cinderella a poor basketball player?
A. Because she had a pumpkin for a coach!