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Sunday, June 24, 2007

Warning to all PBA Players!

Three PBA players died and went to Heaven. Upon their arrival, St. Peter asked each one of them if they have been faithful to their bitter halves. The first PBA player, a known playboy and womanizer confessed that he had three affairs after marriage and was sorry he committed them. St. Peter gave him a Volkswagen to drive through in Heaven. The second PBA player, a silent but sleek operator, admitted to having one but brief love affair but was likewise sorry he committed them. St. Peter rewarded him with a brilliant Mercedes Benz. The third PBA player who had been known for his sportsmanship and clean plays told St. Peter he was very honest to her wife and loved her since the moment of his death. A very delighted St. Peter gave him a luxurious Cadillac as a reward for his faithfulness and honesty. A week later, all three men were driving through in Heaven when they all stopped at red light. The two PBA players who were driving a Volkswagen and a Mercedes Benz were quite amused when they found the third PBA player sulking in his seat. The two players asked what was bothering him and couldn’t figure out a good reason why he was crying since he got a Cadillac. The teary-eyed player told the two players that three days before he saw his wife driving through in a skateboard!

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